The Top Ten Sex-Related Events of 2009

This whole list owes a great debt to the guys at US VS. THEM, who cover this material with much cleverness.
 

10. BARACK OBAMA

Thanks for becoming a sex symbol, so smart black guys can then ask sisters swooning over him “but would you have dated him when he was community organizer?”

Obama Bodysurfs in Hawaii (PHOTOS)

9. SADE

Sade is 51 years old and still looks stunning. She's maintained banger status for a quarter of a century.

Sade - Soldier Of Love - The new album - Worldwide release February 8th 2010

8. THE CASSIE NUDES

Raw. But damn, she’s stunning.

To see the full images:

Topless snaps of R'n'B babe Cassie have been leaked online | The Sun |Showbiz|Bizarre|USA

7. THE RIHANNA NUDES

Wow. Actually beautiful and arty, in their own way.

Us Versus Them » SHE GOT NEXT: Rihanna NSFW Pics

6. KIM KARDASHIAN

Kim has never taken a bad picture. Ever.

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5. LITTLE WING

Maxwell finally returns with the sexiest song to hit the airwaves in a long long time.

4. THE MISS UNIVERSE SEX TAPES

Miss Japan AND Miss Trinidad and Tobago get it on with the luckiest dude ever.

Click here: Us Versus Them » Pimp of the Year: Cat Blazes Two Miss Universe Contestants at ONCE!

3. WANDA SYKES

A black celebrity has never come out of the closet before. Wanda is our first “Elton John”. And then she got her own TV show. Hopefully her success will inspire others to follow.

2. SEXY TEACHERS

I’m not saying it isn’t wrong, but you can’t convince me that a) there were that many hot teachers when I was in school, and b) that they were getting their freak on with students and other teachers to the degree they are. Or maybe they were, but they didn’t have the internet and 24 hour news cycles to blow it up.

Click here: Us Versus Them » Stop Snitching: NY Teacher Sex Romp

1. TIGER WOODS

The sex story of the year. No point in saying any more, there’s a new development every day.

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